{"id":13003,"date":"2010-07-13T21:45:00","date_gmt":"2010-07-14T01:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loraleelewis.com\/blog\/?p=13003"},"modified":"2012-05-11T18:00:52","modified_gmt":"2012-05-11T22:00:52","slug":"got-milk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loraleelewis.com\/blog\/got-milk\/","title":{"rendered":"Got Milk?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: center;\">I buy three gallons of milk each week. <\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">One for Lee. <\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">One for the kids. <br \/>And one for the floor.<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_OxFi9LaSt_o\/TD0XtMQmgDI\/AAAAAAAAF78\/r53mU2aCclU\/s1600\/GotMilk.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" rw=\"true\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_OxFi9LaSt_o\/TD0XtMQmgDI\/AAAAAAAAF78\/r53mU2aCclU\/s320\/GotMilk.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">P.S.&nbsp; I would love to have Christie Brinkley&#8217;s hair&#8230;and everything else physical for that matter.<\/div>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">Putting my head on her body just convinced me to drink milk. <\/div>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><strong><em>Lots of it.<\/em><\/strong><\/div>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">The millions of dollars&nbsp;milk manufacturers&nbsp;spent on advertising worked like a charm.<\/div>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">I am going to the store now to buy myself a gallon.<\/div>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">Well, that&#8217;s four now.<\/div>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">One for me to look like Christie.<\/div>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">One for Lee.<\/div>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">One for the kids.<\/div>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">And one for the floor.<\/div>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: right;\">Blog to you soon,<\/div>\n<div style=\"border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mylivesignature.com\/\" style=\"clear: right; cssfloat: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/signatures.mylivesignature.com\/54487\/213\/1B769B0C9152F3A8AEB6C0B8BFF46123.png\" style=\"background: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px;\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div align=\"left\" style=\"border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I buy three gallons of milk each week. One for Lee. One for the kids. And one for the floor. P.S.&nbsp; I would love to have Christie Brinkley&#8217;s hair&#8230;and everything else physical for that matter. Putting my head on her body just convinced me to drink milk. Lots of it. The millions of dollars&nbsp;milk manufacturers&nbsp;spent [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1035],"tags":[1200],"class_list":["post-13003","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-invitation-collections","tag-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loraleelewis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13003","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loraleelewis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loraleelewis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loraleelewis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loraleelewis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13003"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.loraleelewis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13003\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loraleelewis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13003"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loraleelewis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13003"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loraleelewis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13003"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}