What?!? Strep throat and Pink Eye?!?!<\/p>\n
Do I roll my children in germs every day?<\/p>\n
How is it possible they are sick this often?<\/p>\n
My church members think I’m inactive, because I am either a)<\/strong> in Young Womens<\/span> b)<\/strong> in the nursery c)<\/strong> in the foyer trying to calm one of the two or d)<\/strong> at home sick with Pink Eye and Strep Throat.<\/p>\n It’s also hard to believe that I am addicted to Lysol disinfecting wipes these days. Maybe Consumer Reports is in cahoots with Lysol, because they promised me that Lysol disinfecting wipes were 90% more effective than other disinfecting wipes in their December issue and because of that I have banished all other disinfecting wipes and been obsessed with Lysol wipes. But the results are obviously sketchy.<\/p>\n Perhaps my beloved preschool Ethan attends is the culprit. Those little carrier-monkeys look suspicious to me. There was no way I was letting Ethan attend during the swine flu scare CNN hyped up. I only believe 20-50% of what CNN reports, but I couldn’t take any chances with the pig epidemic. I do live in Texas right next to the Mexico border.<\/p>\n The other possibility is that<\/span> perhaps they are just normal kids…and normal kids get sick. No…that couldn’t be it. I must be rolling them in germs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" What?!? Strep throat and Pink Eye?!?! Do I roll my children in germs every day? How is it possible they are sick this often? My church members think I’m inactive, because I am either a) in Young Womens b) in the nursery c) in the foyer trying to calm one of the two or d) […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1051],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12789","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-holidays-parties"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loraleelewis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12789","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loraleelewis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loraleelewis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loraleelewis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loraleelewis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12789"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.loraleelewis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12789\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loraleelewis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12789"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loraleelewis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12789"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loraleelewis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12789"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}