{"id":12648,"date":"2008-10-26T21:40:00","date_gmt":"2008-10-27T01:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loraleelewis.com\/blog\/?p=12648"},"modified":"2011-08-02T02:14:02","modified_gmt":"2011-08-02T06:14:02","slug":"pumpkin-patch-the-only-decent-thing-to-do","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.loraleelewis.com\/blog\/pumpkin-patch-the-only-decent-thing-to-do\/","title":{"rendered":"Pumpkin Patch: The only decent thing to do."},"content":{"rendered":"
\"\"<\/a> As all decent mothers must<\/em> do in October, I took my babes to the Pumpkin Patch this weekend. It was hilarious!<\/p>\n

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While, Vienna found a pumpkin just her size quite quickly…<\/p>\n

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\"\"<\/a> Ethan had to size up the pumpkins.<\/div>\n

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He tested quite a few for durability, which consisted of kicking and\/or tossing each pumpkin to Lee & I’s horror. \"\"<\/a> <\/div>\n
But in the end, he found the best (aka biggest) pumpkin. <\/div>\n
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This is him trying to pick up his favorite pumpkin. I wish you could have heard the extreme grunting. It was amusing.
\"\"<\/a> After the pumpkin “pickage,” we investigated the toddler’s hay maze…<\/div>\n
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Vienna found it to be a full on party!<\/p>\n

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While Ethan preferred shaking the corn stalks.<\/p>\n

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As all decent mothers must do in October, I took my babes to the Pumpkin Patch this weekend. It was hilarious! While, Vienna found a pumpkin just her size quite quickly… Ethan had to size up the pumpkins. He tested quite a few for durability, which consisted of kicking and\/or tossing each pumpkin to Lee […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1018],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12648","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adoption-catharsis"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loraleelewis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12648","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loraleelewis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loraleelewis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loraleelewis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loraleelewis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12648"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.loraleelewis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12648\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.loraleelewis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12648"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loraleelewis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12648"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.loraleelewis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12648"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}